Thursday, December 20, 2007

Christmas Without Mom

I'm not the first person to face their first Christmas without their mom. Billions before me have had the experience.

But this is my first Christmas without my mom, and the experience is my own.

It didn't really hit me until the holiday cards began arriving from the people that somehow, despite my best efforts to contact everybody in the universe, didn't know she died this year.

I just opened a Christmas card that was forwarded to me, addressed to my mom, from a couple who was very close to my mom a lifetime ago. They were good friends even before my mom and dad were divorced in 1974. I clearly remember spending afternoons playing with their kids, who were the same age as me, at their house in Pennsylvania.

Ugh. It's just all very "real" now. What the heck am I going to do on Christmas Eve this year? Usually I'd be at my mom's house, eating undercooked shrimp cocktail, watching my multitude of aunts and uncles pretending to get along, and sharing all-knowing glances with my wife and kids. It was always great when my dear friends would stop by for a drink (after making a dozen stops for drinks with friends and family) and exchange presents with mom.

Bah humbug. For now.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Blog Frustration

I have a post ready to go that's taken me weeks of thought and computer work to create, but it won't load.

I'm pissed off for two reasons. The first reason is that since I'm a lifelong Macintosh user, I expect technology to work for me effortlessly and elegantly. The second reason is that I don't post all that often, and when I really work hard at creating one I expect it to be seen.

Any advice on sharing a whole bunch of 30 - 90 second sound clips in MP3, AIFF, WAV, MPEG, or any other format would be greatly appreciated.

All I get is an error message that the post failed to load.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Unconventional Holiday Songs


I just forwarded this to a friend of mine that happens to be Jewish, and I was shocked to learn that she had not previously heard of it (although she likes Sarah Silverman).

There's something slightly uncomfortable about sharing a song or joke that's blatantly politically incorrect. Meh. I'm an alcoholic Irish boy that understands full well what's it's like to be raised in a Catholic drunken family. I laugh harder than anybody else at the jokes about my background.

If you're offended, I am sorry. To clarify, I'm not sorry because you're offended, but because you can't laugh at yourself.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Low Blow

I couldn't believe what I heard this morning while watching Robin Meade on CNN's Headline News this morning. They actually ran a story about the Nutty Buddy, a new athletic protective cup.

Let the video speak for itself.

Good lord, television news has sunk to an all time low (shot to the crotch). I don't mean to sound like a ball breaker (ha), but couldn't they have spent those 90 seconds on, oh I dunno, the wars in Afghanistan or Iraq? The (yet another) thinly veiled arms deal given to Libya by France? The economy? The latest purported photographic evidence of a sighting of Big Foot in New York?

Friday, December 7, 2007

A Girl and Her Dog

Well, okay, a girl and her dad's dog.

This is a picture of Nicole and Lindsay kicking back in a hotel room in White River Junction, Vermont over the Thanksgiving break. Ann and I had the bright idea of staying at a hotel with an indoor pool for a couple of days while the boys were with their mom in Pennsylvania. The pool was effectively in a big glass greenhouse outside of the main building. That's cool. The pool's heater was broken, so that's cold. It was pretty much was a waste of a night's rent.

For the record, while Ann went shopping with her mom, Nicole and I did get into the pool. We lasted about two minutes.

At least we all got to watch TV for six hours! There's only so much SpongeBob SquarePants a father can take . . .

Monday, December 3, 2007

Monday Morning Blues

Forgive me if you're a reader of my former blog which I deleted about a year ago. I'm a huge fan of Apple's Garage Band but I'm an even bigger fan of the blues. This is a tune I created on my computer last summer.

Everything you hear, from the audience to keyboards to guitar, is all computer generated, with my input of notes and tempo. Ain't that cool?

Before the music critics jump in to tell me that I suck ... I'm beating you to it. I know. Deal.

Yeah, while you're at it, listen to me play the drums. Unlike the computer generated blues song, this is an actual recording of me, something I do every day. And yes, I'm fully aware that I suck, but I'm better than Meg Ryan, er, White.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Blogalanche

I can't sleep, so here's a blogalanche of stuff. Since I've been going through a period of not being motivated to put stuff onto my blog, this is a smorgasbord of completely unrelated topics that have been knocking 'round my folder of things to post. The upside is that I'll now consider this folder cleared. The downside is that none of them will be developed fully to become what I had originally considered, but, um, that's that.

Carmelita's on the radio, the godmother of Boston rock, and I'm enjoying hearing some good and some not-so-good bands from the Boston area on WAAF's Bay State Rock program.

Everybody likes pictures. Why is that? Who knows ... but we do. Whenever I'm on a particularly boring conference call or have a few minutes to kill I'll click on this link that shows me the last 50 pictures uploaded to LiveJournal. I'm not a member of LiveJournal, and don't even know anybody who is. But I get a kick out of seeing what people are choosing to share with the world.

So here's my little contribution to sharing pictures with the world.

Isn't my daughter the most adorable girl ever in the history of the world? That's not rhetorical. The answer is yes. She's absolutely precious. She was a pink cat for Halloween, so my wife Ann bought a can of "washable" pink hairspray. Ha. Um, no. It's washable with what? Sulfuric acid? Nair? More than a month later she still has pink highlights. So be it. It's cute.

A couple of weeks ago in the midst of my goatee experiment I was in the bathroom shaving the scruff from my cheeks. In my peripheral vision I noticed a short person dressed in pink watching me. "Whatcha doing, Daddy?"

I explained to Nicole that I was shaving.

"But what's that thing you got there, Daddy? Why don't you shave with a razor and white stuff on your face?"

Once I got over my chuckling at the look of her youthful curiosity, I told her that I didn't want to shave all the hair off my face, just some of it, so I was using an electric razor, and it doesn't need the white stuff. She asked if she could try it. And, hey, since I didn't care if she made a mistake or two or three, I agreed. She accepted the task with a reverent seriousness that awed me. No kidding -- she embraced the job with a maturity belying her years.










Next is a picture I took last week of one of my cats, Sonny, in all his autumnal glory. He's experiencing a modicum of celebrity status lately due to a guest appearance in the household of a blogger with umpteen-million weekly hits. I think his fame is going to his head. He bit my dog Lindsay on Friday. Lindsay whimpered and ran to me for comfort. Who's the pussy in that pair?

Short Reviews

Recently I've been cleaning off my reading table. This means that I sit down in my favorite chair, pick up one of the books which has disappointed me after I've suffered through three quarters and then put aside. When the pile of books starts looking overly sloppy (which for me is quite a statement) I force my way through them.

Here are a couple of decent reads that were never relegated to my Group W Bench along with the literary father rapers and mother stabbers.

The Lisbon Crossing by Tom Gabbay got my attention because I'd heard good things about his first book The Berlin Conspiracy, and I enjoy period fiction.
A moment of silence for James Michener, one of my all-time top five writers, and the best historical fiction writer of all time. To be fair, Gabbay never claims to write historical fiction, just fiction that's written around a particular time or event in history. Big difference.

The Lisbon Crossing was almost tossed into the "I'll finish it later" pile, but the plot kicked into gear by the third chapter and held my attention. Set during World War II, it's centered around a Hollywood stuntman of questionable history but strong character. He needs to leave America quickly because he's got a price on his head after having an affair with the wife of a wealthy movie executive. Conveniently, a starlet in decline hires him to accompany her to Lisbon in search of a childhood friend that's gone missing after escaping Nazi Germany.

Right about here is where I had to force myself onward. The story is just a tad too improbable for my taste. The book recovered with a cat-and-mouse game between Allied spies, German intelligence, the French resistance movement, and some good ol'-fashioned car chases, casinos, gunfire, and fists. The improbability factor soars higher as the novel progresses, but I found it entertaining to find out how Gabbay intended to tie up all the loose strings.

All in all, an okay read for purely entertainment purposes. 2.5 out of 5 stars.

If you want a really good read, I strongly recommend The Fall of Rome. I'm getting tired now, so I'll come back sometime soon and explain why I enjoyed this book so much.

This weekend my gorgeous wife Ann worked both Saturday and Sunday. It's the busy season for selling books for kids. Here's a picture I took of her and Nicole over the Thanksgiving break at her parent's vacation home in New Hampshire. Ann's gorgeousness aside (sigh), that meant I spent Saturday and Sunday with not only my biological kids, but my extended family of kids. Yes, Karlee helped me, Joey and Nicole cook an artery-clogging breakfast two days in a row. We also had Donnie and his buddy Brad on Saturday night and all of Sunday.


I'm going to have to revisit this blog post and fill in more details later, because now is getting to the point of being ridiculously late at night (morning). Here's the extremely short version. Karlee from Friday night through Sunday night. Haircuts for everybody. About a cord of wood burned in the fireplace. Five pounds of bacon and two dozen eggs. Kids eat a lot.

Yeah ... this post's layout of pictures and text is horrible. I'll clean it up later.

I only got through a few of the six items in my "to be posted folder," but that'll have to do for now. I've got to get some sleep, then get to work in a few hours.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

I Confess


I confess to my crime, but I'm not sorry for it. I do apologize for this post being so brief, but I'm on a cargo ship somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. I'm sending this via satellite uplink connection to the Internet.

The news reports of my crime is fairly accurate. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a lot of serious drinking to do, and not much time remaining in which to do it.