Seriously, do you really need a Slap 'n Chop? A Magic Bullet? An "ionic" air filter? A Sham Wow?
It was with no small measure of glee that I said "HA! GOOD!" when I learned from the Smoking Gun that the worst of the worst, "Vince the Sham Wow Guy" was arrested. I use the word hate too liberally, I know. Perhaps he's a nice guy.
But I fucking hate him. I hate everything about him. I hate his hair. I hate his voice. I hate him saying "call within the next 20 minutes, because we can't give this deal all day," even though the same infomercial runs for weeks upon weeks.
Add Billy Mays to the list. Stop frickin' shouting at me. Seriously, dude. I don't care how wildly you gesticulate, how loudly you implore me to buy a piece of plastic crap, nor am I hypnotized by your dye-job goatee.
Look, I feel really badly for the hooker who was beaten by Vince. I do. I really do. Nobody deserves that. My hope is that she can somehow parlay this experience into making huge bucks from one of the bazillion tabloid print and/or televised media outlets.
I'm left baffled by the fact that "Prosecutors this month declined to pursue formal charges against either brawler." Wh-wh-wh-what? So a guy can beat the living crap out of a hooker and not be charged? Is it because she's a hooker? Is it because Vince sells the fucking Sham Wow? Seriously? WTF?
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Have you seen the infomercial for the "Slap Chop?" Tyler & I have listened to him say "you're gonna love my nuts" a million times .. BUT! I just wanted to let you know Billy Mays is going to be in a tv show starting April 15 on the Discovery Channel called "Pitchmen" ... I'm sure you'll be one of the millions to tune in .... :-D
I have had bad back problems for a few years now and while physical therapy helped a lot it's never felt like it did before I started having problems. That was up until Jayne convinced me to buy the Teeter Hangup inversion bed they do an infomercial for. It was only a few hundred bucks so I figured it was worth doing trying. It's like magic. My back is great and all I had to do was hang from my ankles for a few minutes a day. I'm still skeptical of infomercials but they aren't all a scam.
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